Yours jokes

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

You're homeless, you orphan!

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Is your dad a magician?

Because he magically disappeared.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

Your dad is your mom.