Yours jokes
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.