Yours jokes

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

Your dad is your mom.

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

How are Asians like a box of chocolates?

Either way, they’ll kill your dog.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

I'll break your bones, b*tch.