Yours jokes

Author

    • FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

    Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.

    Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.

    Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.

    Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.

    Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.

    Oh God By Dixie Rect.

    Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.

    Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.

    Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.

    How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.

    Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.

    The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.

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    • Condom

    • What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

    1. It stands for inflation.

    2. It limits production.

    3. It encourages cooperation.

    4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

    School

    • POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

    Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

    Yours memes

    Place

    • Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

    Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

    I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

    Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

    Acne

    • What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?

    Acne comes on your face when you're 13.

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    • Bikini

    • I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"

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    • Mexican

    • Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

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    • Job

    • So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

    One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.

    Blonde

    • What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

    You don't want your computer to go down on you.

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    • Pain

    • A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.

    He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.

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    • Sister

    • I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

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