Yours jokes
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Memes
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Your dad is your mom.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Your hairline.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.