Yours jokes

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

2023- my dad is a cop.

1800- my dad owns your dad.

When an African has a twin, your me??

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

What's your fav color?

"Emo kid hanging."

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.