Yours jokes
What am I doing?
Your mom.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
I think you're eggcellent!
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.