Yours jokes
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*