Calendar Advice for Orphans

  • If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, genius. This "joke" ain't rocket science. You tell a kid with no parents to cross off Father's and Mother's Day on the calendar. Get it? Because they don't HAVE parents? You probably write with your non-dominant hand, don't you?

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