If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Calendar Advice for Orphans
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This "joke" ain't rocket science. You tell a kid with no parents to cross off Father's and Mother's Day on the calendar. Get it? Because they don't HAVE parents? You probably write with your non-dominant hand, don't you?