Yours jokes

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

I hate double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."

Ok.

"Thank you, what is your wish?"

I wish for my 5 cents back.

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

How do you turn a cat into a fish?

Tell your girl not to wash down there.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...