Yours jokes
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"