Yours jokes
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)