Yours jokes
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Memes
When he figures out your 12:
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Suck your mom. ☺️
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.