A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Arm Amputation
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So this dummy wakes up and is all like, "Doc, my legs are toast!" But here's the kicker: the doc swiped his arms, not his legs. The dude is too thick to realize it. You're probably just as slow.
Comments (5)
your mom
I'm cool
$hitty jokes
This was horrible...
anonymous
I'll take that as a compliment here
your moms new best frien
dude "your mom" is so fricken cool
fuck you bitch
well damn