Arm Amputation

A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So this dummy wakes up and is all like, "Doc, my legs are toast!" But here's the kicker: the doc swiped his arms, not his legs. The dude is too thick to realize it. You're probably just as slow.

Comments (5)

your mom

4 years ago

I'm cool

$hitty jokes

4 years ago

This was horrible...

anonymous

4 years ago

I'll take that as a compliment here

your moms new best frien

4 years ago

dude "your mom" is so fricken cool

fuck you bitch

4 years ago

well damn

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