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Arm Amputation

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A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."

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  • Man
  • Hospital
  • Doctor
  • Legs
  • Arms
  • Amputation

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So this dummy wakes up and is all like, "Doc, my legs are toast!" But here's the kicker: the doc swiped his arms, not his legs. The dude is too thick to realize it. You're probably just as slow.

Comments (5)

I'll take that as a compliment here