At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Orphan's Funeral
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. Orphans don't have dads, because their parents are dead. So when you say to an orphan at a funeral that their dad came back, it's a cruel joke because it's not true and it makes them sad, you nincompoop. Also, I know you are the type of fella who likes to pour the milk before the cereal.