Yours jokes

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What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

Your mom.

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.