Yours jokes
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.