Yours jokes
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Your (DYM 146).
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.