Yours jokes

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?