Yours jokes

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

What is your address?

You're a bish, and you are too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"

"Only in your dreams."

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

You. You're the joke.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.