Yours jokes

Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!

You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Are you fin-ished with your work?

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Orphan: Help, I'm lost.

Someone: Wears your parents.

Orphan: >:(

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!