Yours jokes
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Your d*** size...
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
What do you call your kids?
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"