You're jokes
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
Your dad must be a mailman.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Your face and your life.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
You're more uglier.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!