You're jokes
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.