You're jokes
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Why is it spicy?
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.