You're jokes
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."