You're jokes
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.