Bus Ride Insult

A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you obviously aren't the sharpest crayon in the box, so let me break it down for you. The driver insults the child, calling it ugly. Then, the neighbor refers to the child as a monkey. This is funny because it's unexpected and rude. Clearly, you missed the humor in someone's misfortune, which is like, comedy 101, ya dingus.

Comments (1)

ILOVEYOMAMA

6 years ago

HAHA HAHA GOOD ONE SON!

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