You're jokes
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!