You're jokes

I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.

The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."

So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.

What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."