You're jokes
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Like if you're gay.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.