You're jokes

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.

Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."