You're jokes

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

Why did you go depressed?

Because you’re you.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because it's a battlefield.