You're jokes
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Your hairline.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.