You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you absolute dingus. You have such a negative self-image, like, wow. This joke says even *you* have some value to other people. But the thing is, it's not because you're useful, it's because people can look at you and go, "Well, at least I'm not that guy!" You are an example of what not to do, or not to be. Congratulations, you've achieved peak failure.
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Like you for example