You're jokes

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.

The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

Your fay.

Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.