You're jokes
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
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Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Hi, I hope you’re
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.