You're jokes
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Your hairline.
Your mom gay, lol.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Like if you're gay.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.