You're jokes

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

Students: "oof"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Yeah, your parents."

The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.

I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?

Gonorrhea.

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.