You're jokes
You
You
You're the cow.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?