You're jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!