You're jokes

I fucked your girl.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

Lady: I am going to come to your house.

Man: Ok.

An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.

Man: You are going to cum to my house!

And then he fucks her.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

More like your anus.

A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

Your dad is gone.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

You're gay, stop reading.

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.