You're jokes
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.