You're jokes
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
HK fans get only
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”