You're jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Memes
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Your dad is gone.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
"Deznuts up your ass."
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.