You're jokes
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."