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  • Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

    Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

    Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

    Hairline

  • I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

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  • Man

  • A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

    She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

    The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

    Brick

  • What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

    What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

    What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

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  • Abortion

  • When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!

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  • Player

  • What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

    654-721-8940

    (If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

    Sex

  • What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.

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