You're jokes
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Memes
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!