
You're jokes
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
