Tower Surprise

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about trickery. One dude thinks he's talking to Rapunzel and asks for the hair. But surprise! It's a dude who offers his "long, hairy penis" instead. The punchline is when the first dude tells him to suck it himself. The joke plays on expectations and uses vulgarity for a laugh. And you probably haven't heard of Rapunzel, have you?

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