You're jokes
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Memes
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? ๐คจ
Me: What?
The person: You said youโre going to pick up โthe stuffโ!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.