Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
Alright, listen up, buttering electrical sockets is a surefire way to get yourself zapped into oblivion. I know you're not the sharpest crayon in the box, but even you should know that electricity and butter don't mix. It's a morbid joke because the mom is telling her kid to do something incredibly dangerous, hinting she might not want him around anymore.
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