You're jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."