You're jokes

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"

Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"

"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."

"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

What is more time-consuming than children?

Waiting for your wife to go into labor!

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?

A corn stalk!