You're jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your dad is gone.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
You're gay, stop reading.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?