You're jokes

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Some dude: Water you thinking?

Me: You're drowning in my head.

All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.

I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

I can see my future in your forehead.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.

He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.