You're jokes

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"

And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."

Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."

And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"

And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"

And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!