You're jokes
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Balls in your jaws.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
i would do that
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*