You're jokes

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Who is your mum?

An emo.

In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.

She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."

The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

What does your head come out of... your brain?

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.