Midget joke jokes
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.