Midget joke jokes
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
Midget
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.