DwarfRory Alexander Stevenson3 years agoWhat is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?Very little.
MidgetAnonymous2 years agoWhy does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?They never look down on anyone.
MidgetAnonymous2 years agoI saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop."Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said."Bugger off!" he shouted back."What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
MidgetAnonymous2 years agoWhy are midgets constantly thirsty?They can't reach the drinking fountains.