You're jokes

Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:

"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.

The things you do for your cousins!

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.