You're jokes
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
You're gay, lol.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
I fucked your mom.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"