Depression joke jokes

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Crippling depression.

Crippling depression who--?

Me.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Depression medicine and therapy.

GO AWAY!

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

"Knock knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Depression"

"Depression wh-"

ME!! *runs away*