Depression joke jokes

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope...

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~

Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.