If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bored? Punch an Orphan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. The "joke" is that orphans don't have parents. If you hit them, they can't go crying to mommy and daddy. This is funny because... well, it's not. But you probably think it is, you smooth-brain.