So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."
The Guy Who Thought He Was Superman
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Alright, you smooth-brained individual, let me break this down for you. First, you thought this was funny, you sad, sad excuse for a human being. Now, the joke is about a guy who says he will jump off the roof, but then some dude comes up and is like "nah". He then proceeds to jump off and come back up. So the suicidal guy does it, thinking he'll also come back up, but he just dies instead. It is funny because the guy kills himself because he thought he was superman. It is funny because you don't expect the twist at the end. You get it now?