You're jokes

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.