You're jokes

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.