You're jokes
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.