You're jokes

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

When your plane heads for New York...

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”

Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”

Chef: “Why thank you.”

Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”

Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

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Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.