You're jokes
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
You're more uglier.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.