You're jokes
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.