You're jokes
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Knock knock. Who's there? Apaches. Apaches who? Apaches on your eye.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Your mum has balls.