You're jokes
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
You're gay.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?