You're jokes
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
me when my friend brings another person you despise with your whole body.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"