You're jokes
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.