You're jokes

You're gay.

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?

A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.