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Monkey

    • Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"

    The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.

    Mama

    • Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

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    Lot

    • I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

    Orphanage

    • Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

    Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

    Bully: *cries*

    Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

    Sister

    • Hi, are you even my sister?

    Yes, I am.

    No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

    Wine

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

    Orphan

    • There was a kid sitting in a corner.

    Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

    Orphan: "..."

    Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

    Gay Guy

    • Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

    It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

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