You're jokes
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.